The final, authoritative quiz to determine your level of cool. Are you the coolest kid at school or just a big nerd? Answer these 50 questions and you'll find out once and for all. Good luck!

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Which of these stores would you most likely buy a shirt from?
Abercrombie & Fitch
J. Crew
American Apparel
H&M
Gap
Old Navy


What's your favorite type of music?
classical
country
electronic
hip hop
pop
rock


Who is your favorite Friends character?
Chandler
Joey
Monica
Phoebe
Rachel
Ross


Which of these men's magazines would you most like to read?
Maxim
Details
GQ


How much time do you spend watching TV each day?
none
less than an hour
a couple hours
a few hours
most of the day


Of the last five presidents, who was the best?
Jimmy Carter
Ronald Reagan
George Bush
Bill Clinton
George W. Bush


If you could go to any of these sporting events, which sport would you see?
baseball
basketball
football
hockey
soccer


What would you name a new male cat?
Felix
Fernando
Fidel
Filthy
Frank


How would a stranger describe you?
ugly
boring
cute
spontaneous
nice


What's the best way to spend a Saturday night?
dancing at a club
movies at the theatre
kegger
smoking weed by yourself in a closet
Saturday Night Live


If you were a bird, what kind would you be?
dove
eagle
ostrich
penguin
turkey


Which is most important to you?
looking good
being smart
having money
being famous
having athletic ability
being creative


Where would you most like to live?
Mexico
Miami
Michigan
Montana
Montreal


How would your best friend describe you?
intelligent
slacker
exciting
average
creative


Do you go to church?
yes
no
only on Easter


Who's your favorite Teletubbie?
Dipsy (green)
Laa Laa (yellow)
Po (red)
Tinky Winky (purple)
I hate the Teletubbies.


Which of these names would you pick for your son?
Ralph
Raśl
Richard
Robert
Rodrigo


What's the best movie genre?
action
childrens
comedy
drama
horror


If you could be any kind of tree, what kind of tree would you be?
oak
olive
palm
pine
willow


Who is your favorite Simpson?
Homer
Marge
Bart
Lisa
Maggie


What's your favorite salad dressing?
Blue Cheese
French
Italian
Ranch
Vinegar


Which of these country music stars is best?
Dixie Chicks
Faith Hill
George Strait
Kenney Chesney
Toby Keith


What's the best cheap beer?
High Life
Keystone Light
Natural Light
Natural Ice
Old Milwuakee


Who's the coolest of these guys?
Arnold Schwartzenegger
Burt Reynolds
George Clooney
Leonardo Dicaprio
Sean Connery


What kind of milk do you drink?
whole
two percent
one percent
skim


What is your favorite large barnyard animal?
bull
cow
donkey
horse
llama


Are you ugly?
yes
no


Which city is better
New York
Chicago
Los Angeles


Do you like The Big Lebowski?
yes
no
I've never seen it


Are you fat?
yes
no
a little


Who would be the coolest roommate?
your mom
Snoop Dogg
an albino gorilla
a regular gorilla
Barbara Walters


What's your favorite suit of cards?
spades
diamonds
clubs
hearts


Do you wish you were a cowboy?
always
never
every once in a while


Have you ever been to Miami?
yes
no


White wine or red?
white
red
I don't drink wine


Where do you get your news from?
television news
newspapers
magazines
the internet
I only know what people tell me.


How often do you find yourself wishing you were a penguin?
every single day
once a week
once a month
only when I'm drunk
never


What's your favorite aquatic mammal?
blue whale
dolphin
killer whale
otter
sperm whale


Who's your favorite women's tennis player?
Anna Kournikova
Jennifer Capriati
Martina Hingis
Venus Williams
Serena Williams


Are you a hippie?
yes
no


Are your friends hot?
Yeah, they're all beautiful.
Most of them...
No, they're all ugly.
Looks aren't important to me.
I don't have friends.


Do you use coupons?
always
occasionally
never


Are you naked right now?
yes
no


Which SNL spinoff movie was the best?
A Night at the Roxbury
Austin Powers
Coneheads
Superstar
Wayne's World


When wiping your ass, do you neatly fold or just crumple the toilet paper?
fold
crumple
I don't wipe


In the 1987 movie Predator, who was your favorite actor?
Arnold Schwarzenegger
Carl Weathers
Jesse Ventura
Sonny Landham
I've never even heard of that movie


How much, on average, do you spend on clothes each month?
less than $25
$25-$50
$50-$100
$100-$250
$250-$500
over $500


Have you ever been abducted by aliens?
Only once.
Many times.
No.


How do you feel about Paris Hilton?
She is the best!
She's all right.
She is overrated.
I hate her.
I don't know who she is.


How do you think you did on this coolness quiz?
Perfect 100
80-99
50-79
1-49
Zero


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