Ever wonder which Teletubbie people like best? Or do you wonder if you're the only one that ever thinks about being a penguin? If so, you've come to the right place. So far 4,313 people have taken the Coolness Quiz. Below is the interesting but completely useless compilation of their answers...

62% of all the quiz-takers hate the Teletubbies. Here's the breakdown of the favorites of the non-Teletubbie-hating people:
   Dipsy: 10%
   Laa Laa: 27%
   Po: 47%
   Tinky Winky: 16%

Only 13% of people admitted to being ugly. Now people, are you being honest? You can lie to everyone but yourself... :-)

12% of the quiz-takers are hippies. Interestingly, 24% of the hippies are ugly. In case you can't do the math yourself, that's a 11% higher rate of ugliness than the overall average. Coincidence? I think not.

Finally, 58% of people never wish that they were a penguin. And, 25% only think about being a penguin when they're drunk. That leaves only 17% who wish, while sober, that they were a penguin.